TRUMPTY DUMPTY
He sat on a wall. He had a great fall. Then things got interesting.
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Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The fall was massive, ok? Tremendous.
All the king's horses and all the king's men…
…couldn't put Trumpty Dumpty together again.
But this was just the beginning...
A great rumbling occurs...
No more Dumpty, time to Pumpty!
TO THE MOON!
Pepe took the coin past the moon.
The music video
Many people are saying this is the greatest YouTube video ever made. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
[[TODO: YouTube link — video not posted yet]]
The official coin
Look, it’s a beautiful coin, okay? One coin, but two very different faces, very interesting, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. On the front, you’ve got Trumpty, a fantastic guy, a total winner, believe me. Then you flip it over, and on the back, what do you see? You see Pepe the Frog. A lot of people are talking about Pepe, he's a very big deal on the internet, very powerful. And let me tell you about the address below: it’s the only one this site will ever print. The fake news won't tell you that, but it's true. It's the absolute only one, nobody else can do it!
Official address
— not live yet
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Get a wallet
Phantom, Jupiter, Solflare, beautiful wallets. Takes two minutes, tops. In and out, very fast!
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Load it with SOL
Put some SOL in there. Whatever you can afford, okay? That’s the rule, everybody knows it.
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Swap for Trumpty
Paste the official address, the one right above, the only real one. Swap it for Trumpty. Big!
The plan
- Create meme coin
- Blast social media with Trumpty memes
- Buy everyone Lambos cuz we're billionaires
- Win so much that we get tired of winning
Questions
Trumpty Dumpty Coin. Tremendous coin. Maybe one of the most incredible coins ever created. People are talking about it. Very strongly. They say, 'Sir, how did you make a coin this beautiful?' And I tell them, we have the best people. The best memes. Nobody does memes like Trumpty.
TRUMPTY
Well, I can't tell you what to buy. You have to make that decision yourself. But look at Trumpty. Look at him. Magnificent. Other tokens come along, frankly, very boring tokens. No personality whatsoever. Trumpty has personality. He has a wall. He has music. He has memes. Do your own research, folks, but people are having a lot of fun with this one.
TRUMPTY
The contract address is right here on the official website. Very important: use the official one. There are copycats out there. Fake Trumptys. Sad! Check it, verify it, and don't send your money to some guy pretending to be Trumpty.
TRUMPTY
Contract Address: not live yet
Our founder graduated from an Ivy League college, cum laude with a PhD in meme coin studies, total genius, believe me! He works exclusively with the absolute best developers in the world. Tremendous talent, only the best!
TRUMPTY
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